Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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