Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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