those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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