She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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