Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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