Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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