11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
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