This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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