Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
then he tried to convert me to islam
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
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