you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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