I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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