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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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