Banned from zoo.
Again?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Randomize
