I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Randomize
