Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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