make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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