Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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