hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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