is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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