Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
is it fun? or sober?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
