He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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