She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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