East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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