i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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