why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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