He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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