I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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