New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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