Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Dick very happy bro
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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