i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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