I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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