Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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