he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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