You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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