need another drink. this is the easiest way
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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