It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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