i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I feel great
I just peed on a car
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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