she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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