If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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