im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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