How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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