Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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