sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
He has the fingertips of a God
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