Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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