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(816): View more from Missouri

You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place

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(803): View more from South Carolina

It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.

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(770): View more from Georgia

i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot

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(512): View more from Texas

Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.

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(214): View more from Texas

My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."

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(915): View more from Texas

Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.

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(513): View more from Ohio

How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.

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