Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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