Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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