Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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