He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
babies were throwing up all over the place
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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