they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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