I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
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